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Snoopy, the freezer bunny gnome, welcomes you back to the Wicked Short ISBI.
"I haz a heart nose!"
Last chapter MVP became the torchholder for generation 5 (halfway there!!) after much ado and stupid nonsense. Go Sports!! is still an idiot.
"I know I've seen you many times before, Gramma Grape, but a mere glimpse of you now is still enough to keep me from getting on the school bus to go to prom."
I don't have Generations but there's no telling that to GS. He lurves his formal outfit.
And Venus got her LTW!! Two in one generation!
Time for MVP to bag a spouse. He's straight and I'd set aside a young lady for him several days back. This time I put her ass in stasis. No progression for her at all! She didn't even age, which is okay because I'll age her up now. Take THAT Story Progression! IN YOUR FACE!!!
"Hey Molly, you grew up!"
"Yeah, I just had my birthday right here on the sidewalk. Crazy!"
"I'd love to get to know you better, Molly. Would you like to have dinner with me at the Bistro?"
"Sure! That sounds great!"
*takes 2 sim hours to change into formal outfit* Jesus, at this rate we may have to stick with the diner.
*pant pant* "Yip Yip!!"
"Puppy so excited!!"
"Where puppy date go?"
Home. It took her ass So Damn Long to change clothes that it's now after midnight and she ran home before her coach turned back into a pumpkin.
"Puppy go hunting! Invite pretty lady over in morning."
You do that.
So I think I've figured out where the ghost puppies came from. Turns out ghost Ted (a dog from another legacy that I put in town with some other legacy castoffs) is still around.
"Spread my awesomeness, I do."
And there they are. Lady was, probably, Dora's dog and Ted knocked her up.
"Immortal I am. More ghost puppies to come there is."
Next day MVP invited Molly over, got the kiss, and moved her in.
Here's her stats.
She wished to join the Sports career right after I moved her in, so I let her do that. She won't be going much anyway.
Georgie's social was getting low so I sent him next door to meet the new neighbors. Turns out it's Lolly Racket, all alone in this big ass house. Georgie was a polite and well-mannered houseguest.
"NOMNOMCHEWCHEWSNARLSNARL!"
He then peed on the floor and rolled in it. All on autonomy, btw. I did not have a hand in it.
"Oh fuck yeah! This is the stuff!"
Mmmm. You think?
"Bitch can't handle the Awesome."
Venus accomplished her LTW just in time.
"Oh dear, I guess I'm not using the bathroom after all."
"Venus Amadeus, your time has come!"
"Oh Mommy!! You can't die!! I'm still a little boy!"
You're a teenager.
"And I need my mommy!!"
"Fuck yeah! Another puddle! I didn't make this one but it's still mah lucky day!"
Learn to read the room, Georgie.
"Oh. So you're sayin' I shouldn't play in the puddle right now?"
Awwwww. Sad Georgie!!
"Please Grim! I'm starving and I really need to pee! Just give me another hour!"
"Stop your pathetic begging!! If you'd taken better care of yourself you wouldn't have this problem. Actually, I take that back. I LOVE pathetic begging! It makes whacking you with my scythe so much more pleasurable! I love my job."
So goes Venus Amadeus, the first torchholder to achieve her lifetime wish. Consequently, she is also the first torchholder to get the sweet, extra large tombstone!
Showing off, even in the afterlife. Looks magnificent, don'tcha think?
Well. That settles that, doesn't it?
"Molly and I needed her room. Plus she was always bitching about dog hair. Who needs her?"
"Wait, what the fuck is goin' on here, man?"
"It's the series finale. Ted finally met The Mother."
"Yeah, but why they in the hospital?"
"The Mother dies, you didn't know that? She's been dead the entire time Ted's been telling the story to his kids."
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I watch this damn show my whole fuckin' life waiting for the goddamned Mother to show the fuck up and they KILL HER?? WHAT THE EVERLOVIN' FUCK??? And Ted's going after Robin, AGAIN? This is the Worst Fucking Day Ever!!"
IKR? I know some people loved it but that was not how I wanted the story to end.
Dora The Clown Car just keeps pushin' 'em out.
"Sorry Bro', gotta wash the dishes and this sink is closer."
"Whatevs, Brah, do what you gotta do."
MVP did not give one shit. Didn't even try to shoo GS. The standards just get lower and lower.
"I do NOT have fleas!! I take a bath EVERY WEEK!!"
"Whoa man! I did not say one word to you! WTF is your problem?"
No idea. MVP went and slapped this guy out of the clear blue sky, no full moon or anything. He is hot-headed. Maybe his glass of "juice" was bad and he has to take it out on someone.
So MVP has this LTW that is not getting fulfilled, but I'd like to turn SOMEONE just for shits and giggles. It just so happened that the perfect guy walked into the Red Rendezvous.
"So....you're Sinbad Rotter. I hear you're a real bad ass."
"That's right, punk. What's it to ya?"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! You're as bad ass as far as I can throw you! Which...turns out to be farther than I thought, so scratch that."
"AROOOOOOO!! I hope you like kibble!"
"OW!! The fuck just happened? Am I gonna need a tetanus shot?"
Probably. And a rabies shot, and distemper, probably a flea collar. I'm sure they make them studded.
I guess he won't turn until the full moon or something. Meh.
MVP finds another pink, sparkly thing. I must not have written it down as I've no idea what it is.
Always a joy to see.
Alright, who tried to cook?
I was gonna blame GS for cooking and then taking off to school, but he's here. And it might be a weekend, I don't remember. It may have been Dennis. Anyway, the kitchen is burning down but that fucking scratched up chair is what's really important!!
MVP finally got the fire out.
"For the love of all that is sane and worthy, why don't you people replace that hideous chair???"
"I AM ENRAGED!!"
Hey! He has red eyes, too! Interesting.
About the fire or the chair? I suppose it doesn't matter 'cause these fuckers do what they want.
Aww! You go Lil' Karl! Get yourself some!
"It was totally worth it and I'd do it again."
Dammit, Dennis! You were housebroken when I moved you in!
"Yeah well, I'm an old dog now. The bladder ain't what it used to be."
Generation six is on it's way! Enjoy this pregnancy announcement, it's likely going to be the only one you get for Molly. You can only take just so many "oh, look at my non-existant belly" pictures. Oh, and there's the f-ed up chair everyone bitches about. There may be more than one but I'm not replacing a damn thing until they move or there are no more dogs in the house. Whichever comes first.
Before Generation Six arrives, it's time to get the last hold out of generation five out on his own. To go cry and complain in his own damn house.
"I wish to be a stud!"
LOL! Not too shabby, honestly. You're no Patrick Stewart, but if your date squints really hard.......
He rolled "vegetarian" for his final trait, and "Creature Robot Crossbreeder" for his LTW. I moved him out into the wilds of story progression. I may have taken a picture of where I moved him to, or not. We'll find out as I dig out the next batch of pictures.
Holy shit!! A $4,800 hunk of metal! You're a hunting rock star, Georgie!
"That's right, baby. I don't fuck around. Only the good shit for Super George!"
I know, right? Thinker's making up for lost time.
It's too bad it took so damn long. He might've gotten his LTW.
Next chapter, a new baby and the start of Generation Six!
Torchholders: 5
LTW: 2
Children: 13
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental/Total Deaths: 0/8
Pass Outs: 6
Pee fails: 5
Fires: 3
Fights: 0
Reach top of career: 1
$100,000: 1
